llttlemermaid:

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

sungodphoebus:

i started thinking about princess zelda in ocarina of time (again)

things got out of hand

tinaperm:

the-bloody-trio:

arewhedonyet:

Disney Channel Original Movies: HALLOWEEN

All of these

Don’t look under the bed some my shit !

Anonymous asked: What does nsfw even meannn

dlubes:

narwhals swiftly fisting wombats

svevnlaus:

myheadisloud:

I need some impulse control. I just threw a French fry with ranch on it at someone. he did tell me that he thought my hair was ugly but I need more self control than I had in that moment.